This is where you can post miscellaneous question and see what kind of answers you get. A few laughs but dont dwell upon what has been said. Funnier the better tho

**ALLOWED: Sexist, Racist, Normal, "In Soviet Russia...", One liners, etc. NO DEROGETORY TERMS THO. ANY FOUND THEY WILL BE REMOVED FROM THREAD.

EXAMPLES!
**Me and Demith were drunk when we were saying these...way funnier at the time haha.
Me:Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive?
Demith:Cuz shes a blind/deaf old bat...geez learn your facts bro
Me:No...Because she was a woman
Demith:BWUAHAHAHAHAHA *falls off chair* God damn chair....
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Me:Hey Dem
Demith:Yes Yuri?
Me:Tell ALL your female friends that i can get 100 tampons for $1, No Strings attached but for a limited period ONLY!
...A bloody good deal!
Demith:What?...wait...oh...hahah...Lolies. Yo I lost my number can I get yours?
Me:You want my number? hahah WILL YOU RESPECT ME IN THE MORNING?
Demith:No
Me:Alrighty *discloses phone number*
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Me:Yo Dem, lets post a bunch of one liners, see whose are funnier haha
Demith:Haha alright
HERE THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS!(blue=me, violet=dem)

1.HELP: Cops are after a suspect who smart, witty, sexy and good lookin...so where you gonna hide ME?
2.Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3.I heard you took an IQ test and they said you're results were negative.
4.How many letters in the Alphabet? 19, cuz ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
5.The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
6.Bride's Dad hands a note to the groom: 'GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE.' Groom gave another note back to father: 'CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN.'
7.Girls think boys are fit. Boys think girls are sexy. But hey, no worries - I sure science will come up with somin to help u.(Demith was like OMG ur so rude. I hate you)
8.I think it is time I tell you what people are saying behind your back...! Nice Ass.(I was like...wow Demith...just wow...)
9.How to impress woman: kiss her, hug her, compliment her, love her, tease her, protect her, listen to her, support her
How to impress a man: Show up naked with beer.
10.Whats the best thing about babies? MAKING EM!
11.What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar? Ok u 2, don't start anything.
12.Hey, there is Hot-sex, Group-sex, safe-sex, phone-sex, speedy-sex, crazy-sex and for people wid ur face - NO SEX!
13.Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
haha and that day is...TODAY!

END OF JOKES
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post what you will, should be fun to see what we get here. I would post more BUT i got stuff to do.

My joke that you probally already heard (Exported from clover forums)
They might not be all good but hey i tried at least

Q:What's brown and sticky?

Spoiler:
	A:A stick

Q:What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

Spoiler:
	A:A stick

Q:What do you call a sock that follow people?

Spoiler:
	A: Stocking

Q: How do you annoy Lady Gaga?

Spoiler:
	A: You poke her face

Q: What happened to the T.V that crossed the road?

Spoiler:
	A:It became a flat screen.

Q: Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil

Spoiler:
	A:Because its pointless

Q: Why do octopuses always win battles?

Spoiler:
	A:Because they are well armed

A king has 3 glasses in from of him 2 are full what is the king's name?

Spoiler:
	King Phillip The 3rd (fill up the 3rd)

Famous last words of a mafia hitman

Spoiler:
	"Who put the violin in the violin case?"